Okay, I can spend hours trying to get the formatting in the sidebar perfect or I can just toss this in a post and go play Skyrim.

Kahuna was playing around on his iPad with  LaDiDa and came up with this little ode to the guards of Skyrim and their glory days. 

Guards Lament  – streaming on Khush 

Dovakhin, the guard told me
I took an arrow to the knee

Before that I was more like you
Stout of heart and strong of thew

I strode the world with axe and fire
But now the situation’s dire

Dragons rise to burn the land
The High King dies at Ulfrics hand

Thalmor scheme and plot and slay
The Greybeards call to you this day

To raise your voice and learn to see
The Dragonborn you’re meant to be

Dovakhin, the guard told me
I took an arrow to the knee

Now toddler toothbrushing, fresh coffee and then Skyrim.

- Kit