Well, I saw the UPS truck and was all “YES!!! My IRON MAN LAMP IS HERE!!!

But it wasn’t.  Behold my bum-med-ness. Scooter and I are drowning our sorrows in chocolate soy milk and popcorn while we watch the new Spiderman movie preview.  Which I will share here in a minute. After I…clarify a few things.

I am not a dude. Seriously, not. a. dude.  You would think the descriptions on the blog of my epic frankenstein-scar-of-baby-having would clue people in but apparently, not so much.

I do not want to see pictures of any of you all in your underwear. I am not telling you not to take the pics ’cause I would never harsh anyone’s “hey, look at me rockin’ my jockeys” vibe — just PLEASE don’t send them or link them to me.

I will not put your ad up on the blog. Stop asking. Well, unless you are the awesome Daniel Logan and want me to toss a thing up about your gear biz ’cause I would be super willing to do that in exchange for a few pictures of Jack‘s cat.

Okay, enough grumbling. Have a movie preview vid:

- Kit